The fine art of wallowing

I firmly believe that two of the most daunting – albeit well-intentioned – statements in the English language are thus: “When God closes a door, He opens a window” and “God has a plan.”
Granted, I believe the above statements are all TRUE. It just seems that so often, the timing is all off. There’s no finesse.
Frankly, when people are reeling from a loss or disappointment both great and small, they need at least