True confessions of a First World girl

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Recently, my electronic planner froze up, causing me lose track of every appointment, assignment, and crucial coffee date I may have scheduled for the next six weeks. So if I stood you up recently, please call!
Simultaneously, my CD player is on the fritz, and my cordless phone has completely lost the ability to make outgoing calls, but curiously, not the ability to receive them from telemarketers.
Time warp. I know I have such First World problems. Pass